ask yourself this:

what does it mean to be a man? woman? shiba inu?
instagram: @clavicl

nosdrinker:

Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release

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I want platform sneakers

This what I ordered

i ordered saakuru lenses

I got locked out so I just took pictures of my cat

TELL US THE REASON

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clavid:

#Carly #Beth

#goosebumps

clavid:

#Carly #Beth

#goosebumps

Other hand

possible scene if i had a sea monkey wrist aquarium

man in a hat: Hello sir do y—

me: Hi im david, dont call me sir

man in a hat: Of course, si— I mean david. Haha. *sweats*

me: anyway… u were asking something?

man in a hat: *takes off hat*

man: yes i was wondering fair gent if u could tell me the time

me: *looks down*

me (looking down at my sea monkey wrist aquarium): Look at this

man: *looks down*

man: Oh my

me: yup. why it looks like it’s sea monkey o’clock.

man: Thats so cool

i cant find anywhere that sells the “sea monkey’s wrist aquarium” but i reallly want it. i want to take my sea monkeys for walks and make a fashion statement

Cloverfield 2 Trailer

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ALL MY SEA MONKEYS ARE PREGNANT!

i think they made a “pregnancy pact”

harborofamsterdam asked: Hey, I sleepeat as well. It's shite! Do you know what the possible reasons are? People might lean towards eating disorder but I'm sure it's not. What do you think?

clavid:

What is this a response to?? How do you know I sleep eat

This is still freaking me out because I ate a turkey sandwich at 4:00am last night