February 2012
what do you call a cat with two vaginas?
snatches
i really like to booty pop but my junk is always flapping around everywhere i mean sure i might not be able to make my booty clap but i can make my testic
whoa i just remembered there’s a girl with two vaginas
what the fuck is a sleepy voice
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Anonymous asked: somehow, if you managed to have kids, what would you name them?
Anonymous asked: i really wish people would stop asking you perverted questions...
Anonymous asked: is cum a 5 michelin star dinner for you?
Anonymous asked: in a world where hot fudge sundae equals cum, do you swallow hot fudge sundae?
Anonymous asked: some people swallow cum, are you one of them?
Anonymous asked: is semen something you'd say you'd swallow
Anonymous asked: when your hypothetical boyfriend cums, do you swallow it?
Anonymous asked: do you swallow cum?
Anonymous asked: hey do you swallow?
Anonymous asked: your nose is tiny in bizzaro world
chubby white girls fluent in american sign language groupsigning evanescence’s my immortal
coalition of people who poop in public toilets with full intention of leaving it there without flushing
Anonymous asked: what if someone bought u a wig????
Anonymous asked: marry me?
nicolete asked: baby your hair makes you look like a supermodel
gothbaby asked: your haircut is so cute omg!!!
Anonymous asked: post nudes please thank you farewell
Anonymous asked: i like your hair cut it looks nice. have a nice day tumblr user clavid
Anonymous asked: clit + david = clavid
Anonymous asked: If you ever go to Britain or Ireland, You will hear the word fag about 5 times a day, For example "I'm gonna go lite a fucking fag" FAG = Cigarette.
Anonymous asked: What will you do when epni dies?
radioactive-kyle-obrien asked: i am so sorry for all of these morons omfg
preciousvagina asked: Your offensive blogging is one of my favorite things about your Tumblr. It's so wrong, but I can't stop laughing.
Anonymous asked: dont listen to that meany anon. YOU ARE THE MOST UN-FAGGOT PERSON I EVER KNOWS!!!
if you don’t like me if you don’t like gay people if you don’t like my sense of humor
why do you follow me?
Anonymous asked: do you think you'll ever omegle anything again?
Anonymous asked: did the word faggot offend you? good.
its not like i ever said i’m the funniest person on planet earth anyway
i hate rude people!!!!!
Anonymous asked: lol youre a faggot dude
Anonymous asked: you and jake are both really annoying you are the definition of unfunny offensive bloggers and what makes it worse is you dont realize it
somewhere for the past year the only girl in africa with internet access has been stealing jenna marbles jokes and telling them to her friends and they think she’s really funny and she cries into her africa clothes every night because she knows she’s living a lie
i hope i do well at this meet because i’m stuck here all day
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arrbok??? more like arrCOCK DICKEY DICK LOVER
kiss my ass a poem by David
kiss my ass
come on
kiss my ass
you think you’re a model?
kiss my ass anyway
you think too much
come on
kiss the ass
stop think about crossword puzzles
kiss kiss kiss my
ass ass ass
come on bitch
my ass needs kissing