February 2012
Feb 26th
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what do you call a cat with two vaginas? snatches
Feb 26th
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i really like to booty pop but my junk is always flapping around everywhere i mean sure i might not be able to make my booty clap but i can make my testic whoa i just remembered there’s a girl with two vaginas
Feb 26th
8 notes
what the fuck is a sleepy voice
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
220,382 notes
Feb 25th
62 notes
1 tag
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: somehow, if you managed to have kids, what would you name them?
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: i really wish people would stop asking you perverted questions...
Feb 25th
19 notes
Anonymous asked: is cum a 5 michelin star dinner for you?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: in a world where hot fudge sundae equals cum, do you swallow hot fudge sundae?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: some people swallow cum, are you one of them?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: is semen something you'd say you'd swallow
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: when your hypothetical boyfriend cums, do you swallow it?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: do you swallow cum?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: hey do you swallow?
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
106 notes
Anonymous asked: your nose is tiny in bizzaro world
Feb 25th
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chubby white girls fluent in american sign language groupsigning evanescence’s my immortal
Feb 25th
25 notes
coalition of people who poop in public toilets with full intention of leaving it there without flushing
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: what if someone bought u a wig????
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: marry me?
Feb 25th
26 notes
nicolete asked: baby your hair makes you look like a supermodel
Feb 25th
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gothbaby asked: your haircut is so cute omg!!!
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: post nudes please thank you farewell
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: i like your hair cut it looks nice. have a nice day tumblr user clavid
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: clit + david = clavid
Feb 25th
27 notes
Anonymous asked: If you ever go to Britain or Ireland, You will hear the word fag about 5 times a day, For example "I'm gonna go lite a fucking fag" FAG = Cigarette.
Feb 25th
26 notes
Anonymous asked: What will you do when epni dies?
Feb 25th
14 notes
radioactive-kyle-obrien asked: i am so sorry for all of these morons omfg
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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preciousvagina asked: Your offensive blogging is one of my favorite things about your Tumblr. It's so wrong, but I can't stop laughing.
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: dont listen to that meany anon. YOU ARE THE MOST UN-FAGGOT PERSON I EVER KNOWS!!!
Feb 25th
10 notes
if you don’t like me if you don’t like gay people if you don’t like my sense of humor why do you follow me?
Feb 25th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: do you think you'll ever omegle anything again?
Feb 25th
2 notes
Anonymous asked: did the word faggot offend you? good.
Feb 25th
23 notes
its not like i ever said i’m the funniest person on planet earth anyway
Feb 25th
7 notes
i hate rude people!!!!!
Feb 25th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: lol youre a faggot dude
Feb 25th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: you and jake are both really annoying you are the definition of unfunny offensive bloggers and what makes it worse is you dont realize it
Feb 25th
somewhere for the past year the only girl in africa with internet access has been stealing jenna marbles jokes and telling them to her friends and they think she’s really funny and she cries into her africa clothes every night because she knows she’s living a lie
Feb 25th
70 notes
i hope i do well at this meet because i’m stuck here all day
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
19 notes
1 tag
arrbok??? more like arrCOCK DICKEY DICK LOVER
Feb 25th
8 notes
kiss my ass a poem by David
kiss my ass come on kiss my ass you think you’re a model? kiss my ass anyway you think too much come on kiss the ass stop think about crossword puzzles kiss kiss kiss my ass ass ass come on bitch my ass needs kissing
Feb 25th
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