January 2012
this party sucks i wish i never came or drank because now im stuck here
smokelore asked: your hair turned out great breathes my bloody mary breath all over you
nevermind im drinking anyway
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kukluxkallum replied to your post: excues me
WHAT
APRIL FOOLS AGAIN!! *hs a panic attack knocks over a bookcase*
ok i decided im goign to go the party
listening to robyn changed my mind because she makes me feel powerful
vocaroo asked: excues me
starting to regret not going to that party its not...
lol im actually considering it because i feel so lame right now
“say hELLO. TO THE GIRL. THAT I AM.”
– me when i get sex change
if you thought your life sucked in 2011 just wait...
OMG TABOO IS COMING BACK TO HISTORY CHANNEL
they have an episode about a lady who wants to get surgery to become a paraplegic isnt that so weird i love taboo
officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
i give up im a tranny does that make you all happy will that make you shut up
decided not to go to that party
i have to wake up at 7:00 to get ready for work and i dont like going to new years parties because everyone kisses when the ball drops and im a christian
my parents are watching a history channel documentary about jesus talk about a way to bring in the new year
so today at work i was checking out this fat black lady (sorrfy she was a fat black lady DONt blame me) and her phone went off and her ringtone was pretty girl rock and i started luaghing
Anonymous asked: if you're so worried do a spiritual cleaning thing lol, a baño
Anonymous asked: you're worried they did voodoo on you?
Anonymous asked: when is your birthday?
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skypride replied to your photo: PEOPLE. LOVE. FUCKING.
what is this
its tumblrcloud its kind of gay but i wanted to see if enpi would be on there im kidn of sad that boyfriend friend and friends are all on there though doesnt that make me seem kinda lonely
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annikafagface replied to your post: does mollysoda follow you?
she unfollowed me one day so i scalped myself i was so upset
1 time she calle d me pretty though i was very high at that poitn in time so i didnt really grasp the significance of it all
i fear 1 day she may unfollow me and i will haev to scalp myself
Anonymous asked: does mollysoda follow you?
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“is his middle name really o”
– mom’s bf’s son, concerning conan o’brien (via virginchan)
“U got tits? Stick em out for christs sakes!”
– Barbara beauty tips (via icuttobreathe)
enpi hates fireworks lol he took cover under my bed. i think enpi might have served in vietnam in a past life because he displays many of the symptoms of PTSD
wishtag asked: happy new year! got any plans?
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Anonymous asked: aw why are you dying your hair?
Anonymous asked: your hair looks purple lul
abnormallikeyou asked: I'll only fuck your phone if it's as pretty as you are.
December 2011
dyeing my hair black
dont blame me blame john travolta
cemerie asked: i really like ur cursor david
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Anonymous asked: 666
if i die on my birthday im going to be pissed
now im scared that im going to die in two weeks
Anonymous asked: You entered this world January 13th, 1994 and you will leave it on January 13th, 2012.
Anonymous asked: do you hate british people?
im a crazy bitchy bitchbitch i am the alanis morisette of gay bloggers i love satan and i praise him. paws up im an awkward 6 foot faggot monster
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bitch wisdom fact #3
u can be half mexican but u cant be half pregnant
if youre fuckable you can be stupid and not funny and people will love you anyway but you have to go the extra mile and the extra mile means dont talk or say words…just shut up and be hot
michael jackson: human gobstopper