March 2012
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my brother uses my dog’s name and face for his facebook and he comments on my things sometimes and i bet like 90% of my school thinks i created a facebook for my dog and i talk to myself on it
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shout out to jake’s fanclub for making my fanclub look cool and funny
February 2012
windows98:
I just laughed for like 20 minutes because I said “squidward TORTELLINI?!?!” to myself
poop… poop evrywea
Anonymous asked: <p>describe your ideal sexual experience</p>
a very obese boy from my school was wearing a YOLO shirt today i think everyone should wear shirts that explain why they look the way they do
true life: i’m a female machamp
people are being rude online again how many times do i have to remind you i don’t need you you need me
Anonymous asked: i just had sex for the first time over the weekend but i don't feel any differently, maybe because his penis was reeeeeeallly small? it didn't hurt but it didn't feel good either. he's had sex with like three other girls so i'm hoping this will get better
i can’t believe someone threatened to post my askbox on 4chan seriously what are they going to do spam it with idiotic things like my followers already do
Anonymous asked: Dear Clavid, tomorrow shall be your birthday. Regards, friendly b/anon. Cheers.
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maxfuckingbemis replied to your post: Spamming that girl because her theme does that is very rude.. I lost all respect I had for you, you were actually one of my favorite blogs :(
still not nice though
oh my god i had people send her birthday wishes not death threats jesus christ you people are lame
Anonymous asked: Spamming that girl because her theme does that is very rude.. I lost all respect I had for you, you were actually one of my favorite blogs :(
is there a pokemon with daddy issues
i am hoarding all of the Daddy-Types from okcupid...
drdogballs:
to bring back to my sorting centre and give out to all of my friends who are without dads
sorry if your new dad says things like
U get me so excited because you need to be spanked hard
or maybe you’re welcome if you’re into that
you deserve to be canonized bless your soul
saddeer:
i want to meet a girl who can cum from having her nipples licked THANKS COSMO
i can make my right nipple hard and keep my left nipple soft that’s kind of cool and unique
me: you're up late again
me: don't start with me
me: what are you doing with your life
Watchplasticprince:
Oops i gained some weight.
oh my god what are those two flaps of fat in the front it’s like a front buttcrack
Anonymous asked: Some peoples themes automatically change the post to theirs. So that's probably what happened.
plot twist: tomorrow is this girl’s actual birthday
literally SO PROUD of myself for beating ff13-2 like seriously do you know how often i beat an entire game
rarely ever like WHOA everyone should be very proud of me
now to wait for all the DLC
crucify-le-ego:
you may think its funny to make fun of my friends but one day you’re gonna come home from school and the house is going to smell so good and you’re going to go hey mom what’s cooking and your moms going to turn around and its going to be me in a mom wig and I’m going to say “YOUR DOG” and open the oven and theres your dog cooking up
ass u can see here
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Anonymous asked: I'm gonna send her 15 different Happy Birthday messages. -Friendly Anon
Anonymous asked: excuse me david I'm sorry to interrupt you on your birthday but that ad is harassing me trying to get me to 'text him back' and make him fall in love with me but I'm not interested
ITS HER BIRTHDAY GO WISH HER A HAPPY... →
oh my god the ending to final fantasy 13-2
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clavid:
you may think its funny to make fun of my friends but one day youre gonna come home from school and the house is going to smell so good and you’re going to go hey mom whats cooking and your moms going to turn around and its going to be me in a mom wig and im going to say “YOUR DOG” and open the oven and theres your dog cooking up
maybe when the illuminati killed lindsay lohan’s british twin sister kelsey lohan she reanimated in an empty shell named nicki minaj but the illuminati killed her so hard that she forgot how to do her british accent and that’s why her british accent is so bad
one day her theater teacher in like the eighth grade was like hahaha i’m going to teach this crazy black girl a really horrible british accent and she did it for the whole class and he had them all tell her she was really good and then she got famous and that’s why we have nicki minaj
Anonymous asked: nah mynamekyle didnt actually write that. the anon sent the same message to him
one day nicki minaj was probably watching the parent trap and it was the part where lindsay lohan was teaching lindsday lohan how to speak with a british accent and she was like i can totally do that and lil wayne was really high next to her and she did it and he was like laughing that witchdoctor laugh he does and she thought she was really good
Anonymous asked: i was gonna unfollow you last night but thank god i didn't because you look really cute today and aww. :3
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1612th-deactivated20120325 asked: Are you following/friends with 1612th? He loves wigs, so do you. You guys seem like you'd be perfect 2getha.
Anonymous asked: Are you following/friends with mynamekyle? He loves wigs, so do you. You guys seem like you'd be perfect 2getha.
Anonymous asked: Freckles are beautiful and so are you :-*
Anonymous asked: i want to cum all over your freckley shoulders
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kanyevvest replied to your photo: could you ever love someone with freckly…
ur so sassy once i blew a guy with frecky shoulders
one time i got blown and i have freckly shoulders what if it was me
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twerk so hard my ass got shaken booty syndrome
rumour:
i just started an i hate clavid club who wants to join
like a fly into my web….
rumour:
when i was like 9 i always googled “is ashley tisdale a virgin” and i finally know the answer
were you still living in mexico
this girl at my school got breast reduction surgery because her boobs were literally so large and they kept getting bigger but anyway now she has perfect boobs and perfectly placed nipples i really want to see them like i think it would be really interesting and scientific